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The Best...as of now*

A list of places around Naples and SWFL that we think are the top in town, plus some snarky categories so that we don't take ourselves too seriously, because remember, we are not foodies, we just love to eat.

*Until we decide to update, change our minds, or have more free time to edit.

Best Overall Restaurant

Le Colonial (Vietnamese/French)

www.lecolonial.com/naples

865 Fifth Avenue South, Naples, FL

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Best Sushi

Namba Sushi and Ramen

www.nambanaples.com

8847 Tamiami Trail N. Naples FL

Sushi Naples SWFL Florida

Best Place To Plan A Heist

Rusty's Raw Bar

www.rustysnaples.com

2700 Immokalee Rd, Naples, FL 34110

 

Rusty's Dive Bar Naples

Best Place To Watch Granny Shake It To Bruno Mars

Blue Martini Lounge

naples.bluemartini.com

9114 Strada Pl #12105 Naples, Fl (in Mercato)

 

Blue Martini Naples Mercato

Best Bagel

Straight From New York Bagels

www.straightfromny.com

4550 Executive Drive #101, Naples, Fl

 

Bagels Naples Florida New York Coffee
Tommy Bahama 3rd Street Naples

Best Place To Live The Yacht Rock Lifestyle

Tommy Bahama Bar Restaurant and Store

www.tommybahama.com

1220 3rd Street S, Naples, Fl

Best Place To Eat A Delicious Meal In A Converted Car Wash

Lake Park Diner

www.thelakeparkdiner.com

944 7th Ave North, Naples, Fl

Lake Park Diner Brunch Naples

Best Tacos By Southeast European Immigrants In A Converted Dairy Queen

Turco Tacos

theturcotaco.com

410 9th Street North, Naples, Fl

Naples Tacos Turco Taco

Best Asian Market

Lee Asian Market

www.facebook.com/LeeAsianMarket

1056 Pine Ridge Road, Naples, Fl

Asian Market Naples Dim Sum

Best Ice Cream

Everywhere That Sells Ice Cream Because
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Ice Cream Naples
Key Lime Pie Jimmy P's Naples

Best Sports Bar To Watch Football With People from Ohio

Tavern On The Bay

www.tavernonthebay.net

489 Bayfront Place,  Naples, Fl

Tavern on the Bay Naples Football Ohio

Best Take Home Key Lime Pie 

Jimmy P's Butcher Shop & Deli (Randy's Key Lime Pie)

www.jimmypssteaks.com

1833 Tamiami Trail N,  Naples, Fl

Best Pizza - Sitdown

LowBrow Pizza and Beer

www.lowbrownpizzaandbeer.com

3148 Tamiami Trail E, Naples, Fl

Pizza Naples

Best Pizza - Counter

Nunzio's Taste Of Italy

www,nunziostasteofitaly.com

3375 Pine Ridge Rd #104, Naples, FL 34109

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Ankrolab Brewery Craft Beer Naples

Best Brewpub

Ankrolab Brewing Company

www.ankrolab.com

3555 Bayshore Drive Naples Fl

 

Naples Escalante Veranda E Out Door Dining

Best Hidden Gem

Veranda E at Hotel Escalante

www.hotelescalante.com/veranda-e

290 Fifth Ave S. Naples, Fl

 

Best Cuban

Fernandez The Bull

www.fernandezthebull.com

3375 Pine Ridge Road, Unit 101, Naples, FL

Cuban Naples Plantain Fernandez The Bull

Best Tacos 

Taqueria San Julian

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3575 Bay Shore Drive, Naples, FL

Naples Tacos Florida

Best French

Chez Boet

Chezboetnaples.com

755 12th Ave S, Naples, FL

French Naples 3rd Street Olde

Best Crab Cake To Cook At Home

Swan River Seafood - Market

swanriverseafood.com

3741 Tamiami Trail N,  Naples, Fl

Seafood Naples Crab Cake

Best Burger - Sitdown

The Continental

www.damicoscontinental.com

1205 Third Street S,  Naples, Fl

The Continental Naples Burger 3rd

Best Burger - PopUp (and Overall)

Only Doubles

https://www.instagram.com/onlydbls/

All Over SWFL

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Best Sub Shop

Yacht Club Subs

www.yachtclubsubs.com

1200 Central Ave #104, Naples, FL 34102

Yacht  Club Subs Naples Sandwiches Bread
Ichi Togorashi Asian Thai Japanese Food 5th Avenue South

Best Authentic Asian/Street Food

Ichi Togorashi

www.togorashinaples.com

800 5th Avenue South, 8th St N Unit 102

Naples, FL 34102

 

Best Chinese Takeout

Your Guess Is As Good As Ours

Best Speakeasy/Lounge

The Vine Room

www.vineroom.com

465 Fifth Ave. S, Naples, FL 

Vine Room Naples Cocktail Lounge 5th Avenue south

Best Place To Learn About Upside Down Pineapples and/or Require Penicillin

Aqua

www.aquafifth.com

862 5th Ave S, Naples, FL 34102

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Best Latin

Unidos

https://unidosrestaurant.com/

1 9th Street South, Naples, FL 34102

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Best Bar To Listen To Stories About How Naples Used To Be

Harold's Place Chickee Bar & Grill

www.naplesharoldsplace.com

2555 Tamiami Trail N, Naples, FL 34103

Naples Chickee Bar Harold's Place
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