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The of now*

A list of places around Naples and SWFL that we think are the top in town, plus some snarky categories so that we don't take ourselves too seriously, because remember, we are not foodies, we just love to eat.

*Until we decide to update, change our minds, or have more free time to edit.

Best Overall Restaurant

Le Colonial (Vietnamese/French)

865 Fifth Avenue South, Naples, FL


Best Sushi

Namba Sushi and Ramen

8847 Tamiami Trail N. Naples FL

Sushi Naples SWFL Florida

Best Place To Plan A Heist

Rusty's Raw Bar

2700 Immokalee Rd, Naples, FL 34110


Rusty's Dive Bar Naples

Best Place To Watch Granny Shake It To Bruno Mars

Blue Martini Lounge

9114 Strada Pl #12105 Naples, Fl (in Mercato)


Blue Martini Naples Mercato

Best Bagel

Straight From New York Bagels

4550 Executive Drive #101, Naples, Fl


Bagels Naples Florida New York Coffee
Tommy Bahama 3rd Street Naples

Best Place To Live The Yacht Rock Lifestyle

Tommy Bahama Bar Restaurant and Store

1220 3rd Street S, Naples, Fl

Best Place To Eat A Delicious Meal In A Converted Car Wash

Lake Park Diner

944 7th Ave North, Naples, Fl

Lake Park Diner Brunch Naples

Best Tacos By Southeast European Immigrants In A Converted Dairy Queen

Turco Tacos

410 9th Street North, Naples, Fl

Naples Tacos Turco Taco

Best Asian Market

Lee Asian Market

1056 Pine Ridge Road, Naples, Fl

Asian Market Naples Dim Sum

Best Ice Cream

Everywhere That Sells Ice Cream Because
There Is No Such Thing As Bad Ice Cream


Ice Cream Naples
Key Lime Pie Jimmy P's Naples

Best Sports Bar To Watch Football With People from Ohio

Tavern On The Bay

489 Bayfront Place,  Naples, Fl

Tavern on the Bay Naples Football Ohio

Best Take Home Key Lime Pie 

Jimmy P's Butcher Shop & Deli (Randy's Key Lime Pie)

1833 Tamiami Trail N,  Naples, Fl

Best Pizza - Sitdown

LowBrow Pizza and Beer

3148 Tamiami Trail E, Naples, Fl

Pizza Naples

Best Pizza - Counter

Nunzio's Taste Of Italy


3375 Pine Ridge Rd #104, Naples, FL 34109

LowBrow Pizza Naples Nunzio's Italy
Ankrolab Brewery Craft Beer Naples

Best Brewpub

Ankrolab Brewing Company

3555 Bayshore Drive Naples Fl


Naples Escalante Veranda E Out Door Dining

Best Hidden Gem

Veranda E at Hotel Escalante

290 Fifth Ave S. Naples, Fl


Best Cuban

Fernandez The Bull

3375 Pine Ridge Road, Unit 101, Naples, FL

Cuban Naples Plantain Fernandez The Bull

Best Tacos 

Taqueria San Julian

3575 Bay Shore Drive, Naples, FL

Naples Tacos Florida

Best French

Chez Boet

755 12th Ave S, Naples, FL

French Naples 3rd Street Olde

Best Crab Cake To Cook At Home

Swan River Seafood - Market

3741 Tamiami Trail N,  Naples, Fl

Seafood Naples Crab Cake

Best Burger - Sitdown

The Continental

1205 Third Street S,  Naples, Fl

The Continental Naples Burger 3rd

Best Burger - PopUp (and Overall)

Only Doubles

All Over SWFL

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Best Sub Shop

Yacht Club Subs

1200 Central Ave #104, Naples, FL 34102

Yacht  Club Subs Naples Sandwiches Bread
Ichi Togorashi Asian Thai Japanese Food 5th Avenue South

Best Authentic Asian/Street Food

Ichi Togorashi

800 5th Avenue South, 8th St N Unit 102

Naples, FL 34102


Best Chinese Takeout

Your Guess Is As Good As Ours

Best Speakeasy/Lounge

The Vine Room

465 Fifth Ave. S, Naples, FL 

Vine Room Naples Cocktail Lounge 5th Avenue south

Best Place To Learn About Upside Down Pineapples and/or Require Penicillin


862 5th Ave S, Naples, FL 34102

Aqua fifth avenue Naples swingers

Best Latin


1 9th Street South, Naples, FL 34102


Best Bar To Listen To Stories About How Naples Used To Be

Harold's Place Chickee Bar & Grill

2555 Tamiami Trail N, Naples, FL 34103

Naples Chickee Bar Harold's Place
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