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Pizza Sells (But Who's Buying?)
The post below may contain thoughts that we have previously stated in other posts. Apologies in advance if we end up repeating ourselves,...

Mr. Bites
Dec 29, 20233 min read
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Blind Item Wednesday!
Blind Item Wednesday!

Mr. Bites
Nov 8, 20232 min read
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Better Man(gia)
Carbone Miami 49 Collins Ave Miami, FL 33139 www.carbonemiami.com I lived in Los Angeles from 2000-2020. During that time the city's...

Mr. Bites
Nov 2, 20234 min read
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Me & Uncle Julio + Boogs (Not Too Far From The Schoolyard)
Uncle Julio's Coastland Center 2096 9th St N, Naples, FL 34102 www.unclejulios.com Uncle Julio's violates so many of the Rules (click it,...

Mr. Bites
Oct 28, 20233 min read
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(The) Bohemian Rhapsody
The Bohemian 27975 Old 41 Rd Bonita Springs, FL 34135 Thebohemianbonita.com There seems to be a common polarization in SWFL. No, it's not...

Mr. Bites
Oct 23, 20233 min read
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Blind Item Thursday!
Friends in food, One of the main tenets of this food babble is that Smaller Bites will only share something negative about an...

Mr. Bites
Oct 19, 20232 min read
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Big In Japan (In Naples)
Namba 8847 Tamiami Trail N, Naples, FL 34108 www.nambanaples.com In the land of the stupid, this sentence is king: Sushi is not pizza....

Mr. Bites
Oct 16, 20232 min read
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Disappointed At You People
The list of new cliches infecting our language is legion. "Things of that nature" when you run short of examples, or "interesting" as a...

Mr. Bites
Oct 12, 20232 min read
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A Little Less Conversation
Seed To Table 4835 Immokalee Road, Naples FL www.seedtotablemarket.com "Never talk about politics, religion or sex in polite company."...

Mr. Bites
Nov 19, 20225 min read
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I'm (Kinda Sorta) Wild about Harry's
Hogfish Harry's hogfishharrys.com 600 Neapolitan Way, Naples, FL As someone who loves food and worked in the music and entertainment...

Mr. Bites
May 15, 20224 min read
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Baby, I'm A Want (To Eat) You
Though it has English roots because the Earl of Sandwich wanted to be able hold his food while playing cards because of his massive...

Mr. Bites
Apr 13, 20224 min read
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She Works Hard For The Money
Larry's Lunchbox and Delicatessen larryslunchbox.net 2650 Airport Pulling Road South Naples, FL There's no denying that America loves...

Mr. Bites
Apr 11, 20225 min read
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Lost In The (Truly Super) Market
Ambrosi and Sons ambrosiandsons.com 3910 Domestic Ave Naples, Fl I love food shopping. Some people prefer to call it grocery shopping,...

Mr. Bites
Apr 8, 20223 min read
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We Fixed Everything, Please Stop Fighting
There is too much controversy and animus in this world. People are fighting over the dumbest things. I see fights at the dog park, at...

Mr. Bites
Apr 5, 20222 min read
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Can You See The Real Me?
Turco Taco www.theturcotaco.com 410 Tamiami Trail Naples, FL Authenticity is overrated. It's not unnecessary but it's overrated. Rachel...

Mr. Bites
Apr 4, 20224 min read
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Here's the Beef (and Sausage)
Jimmie the Beef Guy www.jimmiethebeefguy.com 8951 Bonita Beach Rd SE #550, Bonita Springs, FL I love a good regional sandwich. What's a...

Mr. Bites
Apr 1, 20224 min read
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Swingin Party (By The Sea)
Delmar www.delmarnaplesrestaurant.com 494 5th Ave South, Naples, FL Naples may be the least punk rock city in the US, if not the world...

Mr. Bites
Mar 30, 20225 min read
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It's Dads Night... And The Feeling's Right
Andre's Steakhouse 2800 Tamiami Trail North, Naples, FL Andressteakhouse.com Steakhouses. It seems like any town with a mayor and a...

Mr. Bites
Mar 28, 20225 min read
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Caught In A Nosh That Reeks of Awesomeness
Nosh On Naples Bay noshonnaplesbay.com 1490 5th Ave South Suite 101, Naples Service is like the direction or score of a movie. Unless...

Mr. Bites
Mar 24, 20225 min read
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South of the Border, Down East Naples Way Part 4: Ice C.R.E.A.M. (actually S.O.R.B.E.T.)
www.drivenfoodietours.com After our third and most decadent stop at Patria's Zoom-Thru, only one question remained for this merry band...

Mr. Bites
Mar 22, 20223 min read
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