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Better Man(gia)
Carbone Miami 49 Collins Ave Miami, FL 33139 www.carbonemiami.com I lived in Los Angeles from 2000-2020. During that time the city's...
Mr. Bites
Nov 2, 20234 min read
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Me & Uncle Julio + Boogs (Not Too Far From The Schoolyard)
Uncle Julio's Coastland Center 2096 9th St N, Naples, FL 34102 www.unclejulios.com Uncle Julio's violates so many of the Rules (click it,...
Mr. Bites
Oct 28, 20233 min read
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(The) Bohemian Rhapsody
The Bohemian 27975 Old 41 Rd Bonita Springs, FL 34135 Thebohemianbonita.com There seems to be a common polarization in SWFL. No, it's not...
Mr. Bites
Oct 23, 20233 min read
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Big In Japan (In Naples)
Namba 8847 Tamiami Trail N, Naples, FL 34108 www.nambanaples.com In the land of the stupid, this sentence is king: Sushi is not pizza....
Mr. Bites
Oct 16, 20232 min read
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A Little Less Conversation
Seed To Table 4835 Immokalee Road, Naples FL www.seedtotablemarket.com "Never talk about politics, religion or sex in polite company."...
Mr. Bites
Nov 19, 20225 min read
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I'm (Kinda Sorta) Wild about Harry's
Hogfish Harry's hogfishharrys.com 600 Neapolitan Way, Naples, FL As someone who loves food and worked in the music and entertainment...
Mr. Bites
May 15, 20224 min read
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Lost In The (Truly Super) Market
Ambrosi and Sons ambrosiandsons.com 3910 Domestic Ave Naples, Fl I love food shopping. Some people prefer to call it grocery shopping,...
Mr. Bites
Apr 8, 20223 min read
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Can You See The Real Me?
Turco Taco www.theturcotaco.com 410 Tamiami Trail Naples, FL Authenticity is overrated. It's not unnecessary but it's overrated. Rachel...
Mr. Bites
Apr 4, 20224 min read
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Here's the Beef (and Sausage)
Jimmie the Beef Guy www.jimmiethebeefguy.com 8951 Bonita Beach Rd SE #550, Bonita Springs, FL I love a good regional sandwich. What's a...
Mr. Bites
Apr 1, 20224 min read
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Swingin Party (By The Sea)
Delmar www.delmarnaplesrestaurant.com 494 5th Ave South, Naples, FL Naples may be the least punk rock city in the US, if not the world...
Mr. Bites
Mar 30, 20225 min read
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It's Dads Night... And The Feeling's Right
Andre's Steakhouse 2800 Tamiami Trail North, Naples, FL Andressteakhouse.com Steakhouses. It seems like any town with a mayor and a...
Mr. Bites
Mar 28, 20225 min read
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Caught In A Nosh That Reeks of Awesomeness
Nosh On Naples Bay noshonnaplesbay.com 1490 5th Ave South Suite 101, Naples Service is like the direction or score of a movie. Unless...
Mr. Bites
Mar 24, 20225 min read
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South of the Border, Down East Naples Way Part 4: Ice C.R.E.A.M. (actually S.O.R.B.E.T.)
www.drivenfoodietours.com After our third and most decadent stop at Patria's Zoom-Thru, only one question remained for this merry band...
Mr. Bites
Mar 22, 20223 min read
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South of the Border, Down East Naples Way Part 3: In 3-D
www.drivenfoodietours.com With a sope and two tacos digesting comfortable in my belly, the merry band of bloggers headed to our next...
Mr. Bites
Mar 17, 20224 min read
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South of the Border, Down East Naples Way: Part 2 - Tacolandia
www.drivenfoodietours.com With our first stop complete, our bellies full of sopes and the conversation starting to percolate (because you...
Mr. Bites
Mar 16, 20223 min read
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South of the Border, Down East Naples Way: Part 1
www.drivenfoodietours.com The origin of this food site/blog/opinion dump was because of the overall anger and animus that I was finding...
Mr. Bites
Mar 14, 20224 min read
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Come Sails Away
Sails Restaurant www.sailsrestaurants.com 301 Fifth Avenue South, Naples, Fl The word pretentious is thrown around all too often these...
Mr. Bites
Mar 9, 20226 min read
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What The Heck Am I Doing In New Jersey?
Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza acfp.com 2101 Promenade Boulevard Fair Lawn, NJ 07410 (and a whole lot of other locations) I screwed up. I'll...
Mr. Bites
Mar 7, 20226 min read
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Palm Trees & Honky-Tonks
Whiskey Park https://www.whiskeypark-naples.com/ 3380 Mercantile Ave Naples, FL For those of you who have been to Nashville prior to...
Mr. Bites
Mar 4, 20224 min read
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Shipping Up To Bost...Bonita Springs
Lansdowne Street www.lansdowne-street.com 24851 S Tamiami Trail, Bonita Springs, FL Ever since Athens and Troy starting beating each...
Mr. Bites
Mar 2, 20224 min read
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